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januaries said: YOU’RE THAT TALL WHAT

ya im kind of enormous

holy shit my mother needs to stop taking literally everything i say so damn personally. jesus fuck like im sorry its an inconvenience to you that i dont stand bolt upright while i iron my shirt because it hurts my back because im fucking 6’6” and the ironing board is lower than my hips. goddamn. get over yourself.

for some reason i am rly self conscious when i shave like i isolate myself in a hard to reach part of my house and then if i hear anyone coming i turn the lights off and shut the door and hide bc i dont want anyone to see me in such a vulnerable state.

ily jessica sfm

laura i hit the ask limit

hahaha omg
hollyhocksandtulips:

Jayne Mansfield and Mickey Hargitay

babes doing cute things
she looks like a sculpture and also satan